Burlington in February…
We think the gross people are the ones that don’t pick their noses.
Example: Jintina. Isn’t she a vision?

As I was walking home from the bars Saturday night a possum darted in front of me, across Pearl Street. A kid was walking on the other side of the street.
Kid: What the fuck IS that thing?!?!
Me: A possum.
Kid: Let’s beat it up!!!!
The kid proceeds to run after the possum and I duck into a side street to avoid having to watch.









